22
May
    Twitter for virgins, old aunties and twits

Fat kid at the skate party

When it comes to Twitter and tweeting, I am not the virgin or the old auntie, but more like the fat kid at the skate party. I am all laced up, got my rental skates on, but I am playing Pac Man and air hockey in the back. Not feeling very confident about stepping into the rink with the experienced cool kids who are tweeting backwards, forwards and without clutching the wall and rails.

Meet the cool kid

This weekend in Amsterdam, I attended the Pan-European Social Media Training with guest speaker and Twitter rockstar Sam van Buuren (pictured here). He is that cool kid at the skate party with his own skates weaving dangerously fast around the Twitter rink on one skate and can stylishly squeak to a stop with that toe-brake thing.

Sam works online

In the Netherlands, Sam has become modestly famous because he owns, runs and has built a nearly free following with Nederland Werkt Online.nl (The Netherlands Works Online). Sam took us through his personal story of how he branded himself and in just two years, has become a wiz kid, guru, trainer and speaker on the internet’s most mysterious topic of social media.

(Editor's note: "I'd like to replace master/guru for 'reflective practitioner'. Suits me better," tweeted Sam after reading this published article.)

With awe and envy, we watched as Sam talked about books we wanted to live like The 4-hour Work Week. While the rest of Holland is pecking away in short-walled cubicles, Sam showed pictures of himself barefoot working with his lap Mac in a canal boat soaking up the sun and basking in life with his kids outside the office.

That Sam I am

Sam I am, not yet. How do we get there? Sam opened up his toolbox of Twitter tricks and asked us, “Who uses this, who knows about this, who does this?” Nobody. I shall share Sam’s collection and over the next few weeks, I will deploy some of these mysterious tricks. By mid-summer, I want to be skating to the beat of a different drummer with 1000 followers.

Unlocking Sam's Twitter Toolbox

Here’s what the cool kids use, plus a short explanation about the trick and I’ve ordered the top-10 list by ease and usefulness for the inexperienced Twitter user:

1. Tweet Adder: Adds followers with tutorials on how to do this, even Twitter newbies how-to videos.

2. When to Tweet: Tells you when to tweet to reach the most people who follow you.

3. Bit.ly: Helps you shorten, share, track and analyze the clicks on your links added to Twitter & Facebook.

4. Twitter Counter: Counts and charts your progress daily on the increase/decrease of followers.

5. Sleeping Time: Tells you when and how long people sleep based on their tweets.

6. Tweet Effect: Lets you see how loyal your followers are, see who leaves.

7. Nutshell Mail: Tracks your Facebook, Twitter and Linkedin accounts and sends important stuff in one mail.

8. Sprout Social: Organizes your social media in one place, create loyal followers.

9. Market Me Suite: Social media marketing dashboard for small businesses, uses the word “ethical” which is a plus.

10. Social Oomph: Makes you more productive with dozens of Twitter features, looks advanced, scary, and something for the experienced twit I hope to be 6 weeks from now.

Follow Sam

www.samvanbuuren.nlwww.twitter.com/samvanbuuren, www.nederlandwerktonline.nl

Follow Me

www.twitter.com/bigfatwriter, www.facebook.com/bigfatwriter

 
21
May
    Big Fat Writing Rule #8

Write your own Facebook status

Do not try to trick us, guilt us, scare us, prod us into REPOSTING for your cause and to prove we "heart" you or LIKE your cause. Do not repost this. Just stop reposting posts that use the word REPOST.

Guilty status example

"We all have at least 60 friends on facebook; but when it comes to needing someone to talk to, how many will actually be there for you? I can guarantee you, not even 15 of your facebook friends will like this status. If you would be there for me, set this as your status & see how many of us will be… there for you! (I just did it for one of my friends.) Prove me wrong, friend...I know my friends will."

Although this post says "set this as your status" instead of "repost", the message is still not a positive one. The post even provides a rock solid guarantee that nobody likes you, will like you or will like your status. Do not place a challenge like this one on your Facebook page. You might be proved right.

 
20
May
    Facebook Starter Kit

Anne PA

Big Fat Writer helped Anne PA kick start her new business on Facebook.

Anne PA Management Support offers full service office staff assistance to companies during sick leave, pregnancy leave and peak busy times. Roughly translated, Anne PA is ready to hit the ground running.

This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it to get started on your Facebook project. I can help with:

A Facebook business page.
A Facebook business starter kit.
A Facebook writer and creative voice.

 


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